Pick-Up Lines
I got these in my e-mail from a friend. They're funny.
Disclaimer: These pick-up lines are in no means meant to be used. Any reproduction in oral form is your business, don't blame me when you get dissed, LOL
- "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
- "Excuse me, do you have a Band-aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you."
- "I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out."
- "Your tag says 'Made in USA' but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven."
- "Hey! Those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?"
- "How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"
- "Is your dad a terrorist 'cause you're da bomb!"
- "My love for you is like diarrhea -- I just can't hold it in."
- "Your parents must be retarded because you're special."
- "If you were a burger at McDonalds, I'd call you McBeautiful."
- "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"
and...my favorite...
- "Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back while you blow the hell outta me!"
