What kind of Vampire are you?               

1. You die unexpectedly. What from?
Some dude stabbed me.
I angered the Gods.
I was old, man.
I got run over by a moving caravan.
Uhm...I'm already dead. I'm here to bring you back to life.


2. When did you come back from the dead?
After 40 days, Baby!
I shot up from my dead body, like magic.
I "live" whenever I'm bored
I said to myself, "Self, we should be alive again," and so here I am.
I come around anytime I feel the need to kick someon's butt.


3. Your motto?
Live fast, eat people's young.
Must...Kill!
Never give up.
Do what you love, love what you do.
...that's the way I like it.


4. How do you survive while alive?
I eat the bastard who murdered me.
I eat the yummy flesh of little children (so watch out for Timmy..).
I suck peoples' blood.
I eat everything...EVERYTHING...even Sparky the dog.
Uh...survive?


5. When I say 'anti', what comes to mind?
Christ!
Abortion!
Slavery!
Euthenasia!
non-death penalty!